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gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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sipscofinestdirt:

oh my looord
from http://bit.ly/1aWhcPh

sipscofinestdirt:

oh my looord

from http://bit.ly/1aWhcPh

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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Song: it's cool, we can still be friends
Artist: bright eyes
Plays: 18,407

i’m gonna get real fucking drunk
i’m pouring some whiskey right now
i’m going to get so, so drunk
that i pass out and forget your face

cash4oneness:

manlymonroe:

That’s what they want you to think

Best Facebook interaction ever.

cash4oneness:

manlymonroe:

That’s what they want you to think

Best Facebook interaction ever.

julialolol:

What did he expect lmao

supermoclel:

sick

supermoclel:

sick

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom